Having realised that 2009 is the last chance to keep up the record of a victory every decade, the Beeb have roped in Andrew "Cats" Lloyd Webber to prime a young debutante called Jade Ewen. She'll be singing "My time" and it's just precious darrlling. read about it here
Sir Terry got the deciding vote of sorts in 2008, and ultimately it counted, as the British public chose a talent show runner-up called Andy Abraham to sing at position number 2 in the final, the position of doom. Read about his soul ditty here
6 Europhile has-beens were willing to take up the so slightly poisoned chalice for Royaume Uni in 2007. So it with great regret that I must disown the UK in May, as it is a nation that has chosen the orange faced cheesmeistersScooch. Read about them here
Stockport native (definitely native) Daz Sampson will be trying to put a bit of pride back into the UK's Eurosong experience in 2006, proudly carrying the popular music torch of Manchester into the farthest corners of Europe. See more here

The Tourist Guide says

"Visit England and discover a country of great contrast and diversity both in the places you go to and in the people you meet.
All the regions of England are within easy reach of the exciting capital city, London, famed for first class culture, fascinating history and pageantry, its world-class restaurants and theatre."

"Scotland is everything you imagine – whisky, golf, the romance of the clans and a wealth of castles and historic sites.
What strikes visitors most about Scotland is the space, grandeur and sheer scale of the landscape.
Wales captivates visitors with its rich character and landscapes. The Welsh speak their own Celtic language aswell as English and have their own culture, poetry and song
Go if you are seeking a laid-back holiday with a feel for yesteryear."

London

"London is a vibrant, bustling, multi-cultural city. But it is also a city full of history, heritage and culture. Discover 2000 years of history and pageantry; visit some of its 300 museums and art galleries or eat your way round the world by sampling London's 6000 restaurants. London’s history is on display for all to see.And Edinburgh and Cardiff have things to do too (well, apart from Cardiff that is)".

Phil Collins has got his own back on Oasis after a decade of insults from the Gallagher brothers.
He described Noel and Liam as "horrible" as he nominated the band on BBC2's Room 101.
And to the delight of the 55-year-old former Genesis singer, Paul Merton agreed to put the band into 'exile'.
Phil moaned: "They're rude and not as talented as they think they are. I won't mince words here but they've had a go at me personally."
Before 1997's general election, Noel warned the public to vote Labour or face tax exile Phil returning from Switzerland.
Noel said: "People f***ing hate c***s like Phil Collins - and if they don't, they f***ing should."
And as recently as June, he groaned: "Why did he sell so many records in the '80s? I mean, f***ing hell."

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Cannon and Ball fan Nicky Kelly has broken a theatre's records - by spending £1,000 over the festive season to see her favourite duo in panto 38 times.
Bank clerk Nicky, 37, has seen the pair on every day of their two-month run in Dick Whittington.
Nicky has spent more than a quarter of a century - and tens of thousands of pounds - watching Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball in Christmas runs and summer seasons around the country.
Nicky said: "You can't put a price on happiness and to watch them is a real lift to the spirit.
"For an hour on stage I'm transported away." Nicky, of Cyncoed, Cardiff, told how the first time she saw the pair she laughed so hard she blacked out.
She said: "Tom and Bob are master craftsmen and they really know how to work an audience. They learned their craft in the clubs. They are tremendous and they have so much to offer.
"It is a real joy to see them enjoying themselves when they are working and the magical moments when the tears are running down Tommy's cheeks."
to come

A man has taken a picture of all 900 pubs in South Yorkshire. But David Parry, an amateur historian, didn't have a single drink in any of them because he's a diabetic.
It has taken him five years to photograph every one of the county's pubs, and they are all now in an A-Z filing system at David's Wombwell home. "I used to love a pint before I was diagnosed - it's not been that easy at times going from pub to pub. But when you can't drink, the next best thing is photographing pubs," said David. Mmm.

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A woman who drives a G-registration Austin Maestro has told of her shock after receiving a speeding ticket claiming she was travelling at 480mph.
Joanna James, 28, was allegedly clocked as she drove along a road in Bridgend earlier this month.
The mother-of-three, who bought the silver-coloured car for £100 in June, said it started to shake when it reached the motorway speed limit of 70mph.
A spokeswoman for the South Wales Safety Camera Partnership said the speed given on the ticket was down to a clerical error and a rectified notice, stating 48mph, had been issued.
Her husband, Kenneth, who carries out mechanical work on the car, said: "I am waiting for Nasa to ring up for the diagram of the engine."

Tommy Cooper, Frank Whittle, Charles Darwin, Stan Laurel
William Blake, John Lennon, Norman Stanley Fletcher, Tom Baker

Stephen Fry, Cary Grant, Peter Sellers, Les Dawson, John Logie Baird

Stephanie Cook, Fred Dibnah, Sir Frank Whittle. Charles Darwin

Alfred Hitchcock, Winston Churchill, Michael Powell, Isaac Newton

Edward Elgar, Charles Babbage, Bobby Charlton, David Byrne

Agatha Christie, Rupert Brooke, William Shakespeare

Ellen MacArthur, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, Nick Park.

  
 

Life expectancy

 75.29 men 80.84 women
Airports 471
Radios 1,436 per 1,000 people
Internet Users 2,127.9 per 10,000 people
Railway Network 23,519 miles
Death Penalty abolished in 1965, except for treason and piracy.Abolished completely in 1998